Desperately Jomblo Must-Do List
this article have been made since i , mmh... , 2nd grade in high school, jaman2nya msh suka mengumpat sucks, fucks, asshole, dan masa2 depresi (hmp..) walopun sekarang jg msh depresi, mwehehe, gak deng... (sumpah lw?!)
Loe jomblo yang desperate? Or you’re kind of pathetic single? Yang ngerasa gue kok jelek banget sih sampe gak punya cowok? Ngerasa loser ditolak cewek? Ngerasa useless banget, sayur mayur ngeliat orang bermesra-mesraan? Well, check out the list below, you’ll feel more comfort then. Buat yang udah somebody else’s, gue saranin jangan baca, ntar jadi pengen ikutan jomblo, lagi…
1) Karena loe gak punya cowok/cewek, your secret-part-body is saved, man! Nobody touched it with his/her dirty hand because you never know what they’d done before dated you! You can save it to your marriage later.
2) Never been kissed? Who cares! Actually it is not ashamed, it should be proud!
3) Alasan paling basic, loe gak perlu keluar uang buat orang lain dengan sering. Buat cewek, ya emang mesti keluar uang dikit buat transport…
4) Coba loe pikirin dalem-dalem, kenapa coba loe butuh partner? Secara loe bisa ngerjain semua hal dalam hidup ini sendiri. Ya, walaupun dengan partner jadi lebih indah, so what?
5) Just think that you are too perfect to go with… too pretty to be touched, and too cool to be pursued. Imagine they don’t ‘like’ you because they’re so humble that they think they can’t compare you.
6) As jomblo, you can hurt someone for your own fun. Loe bisa nolak semua cowok yang nembak loe (kalo loe udah terima, loe sekarang gak jomblo). Loe bisa ngacangin cewek yang ngejar-ngejar loe. You can also dump your annoyin’ boyfriend or your materialistic girl.
7) Kalo loe ada gebetan and they ignore you, neglect you, reject you… Well, they are just stupid and so moron and extremely idiot that they don’t have beautiful one like you. They’ll regret it, trust me.
8) All you need from your partner is being loved and admired and adored because it’ll make us feel happy and safe. But because you don’t have one, why don’t you just love and admired and adored yourself? You can do it by yourself, you don’t even need them!
Stop pity to yourself ‘cos you are worthy and someday you WILL find your soulmate, your fate, another part of your body (remember the myth that we born with two head and two body but one heart?) and when it come, you will be truly comfort. But now, just think all the points above! If you still deplore yourself, go to hell. [Rä]
25 janv. 2005
one more ha ha ha ha
4 commentaires:
hari gene msh ngomongin jomblo..?? hehe, oh iya bikin artikelnya pas msh kelas dua sma sih ya. jaman itu kan jomblo lg rame2nya.
jadi inget masa sma, gua pernah bikin GGC—gerakan gagal cinta. jangan tanya rasanya ditolak cewek. beh, udah nggak ada rasanya! udah sering bgt soalnya.
gua setuju sm argumen lo nomer 4. selama kita bisa hidup sendiri, why bother looking for someone?
setujuuuuu......! :)
argumen yang bagus.. buat pelarian pemikiran orang2 seperti ikram (Waktu dia lagi SMU, cebol dan cerewet kalo boleh dibayangin) supaya ga minder(dari pada minum silet sambil gosok pergelangan tangan pake obat nyamuk (kadang orang saking depresinya udah ga tau caranya bunuh diri (itu namanya suecide-disorder (suka bikin kurung di dalem kurung itu bukannya tanda orang depresi yah))))
tapi menurut gue lain buat orang2 yang sukses seperti ikram (Yang sekarang, suka buka cabang) kesampingin aja penyangkalan2 kaya gitu.. pasangan hidup dibuat untuk kembali melihat kodrat manusia sebagai mahluk hidup: berkembangbiak
Lucu artikelnya! Tapi bukan lari dari kenyataan kan? Tapi bahasa Inggris loe banyak yang ngaco grammarnya. So jago banget gua ya?
Emang jadi Jomblo itu merupakan suatu kesalahan ga sih? Tapi lama-lama kalo dipikirin, point-point loe banyak yang beraroma narsis ya? Boulevard sekali!
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